Sacha Guitry was a French actor, director, screenwriter, and playwright. His quotes are very famous and funny. Here is some of French actor/director, Sacha Guitry’s funny quotes.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.
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The best way to turn a woman’s head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
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