Eminent dramatist, Oscar Wilde’s quotations are always witty. Here are some of wittiest quotations quoted by Oscar Wilde.

“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.”
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“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
- Oscar Wilde -

“No man is rich enough to buy back his past.”
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“These days man knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.”
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These are two sweet and romantic marriage quotes I have found. Read on.

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. That is what makes a marriage last –more than passion or even sex!
- Simone Signoret –

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
- Martin Luther –

The word misery means sadness or depression. Eminent author Aldous Huxley quoted on misery that:

At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.

The term Intelligence means brain power or aptitude. Famous author Aldous Huxley quoted on intelligence that:

If you look up ‘Intelligence’ in the new volumes of the Encyclopeadia Britannica, you’ll find it classified under the following three heads: Intelligence, Human; Intelligence, Animal; Intelligence, Military. My stepfather’s a perfect specimen of Intelligence, Military.

Sacha Guitry was a French actor, director, screenwriter, and playwright. His quotes are very famous and funny. Here is some of French actor/director, Sacha Guitry’s funny quotes.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry -

The best way to turn a woman’s head is to tell her she has a beautiful profile.
- Sacha Guitry -

Friendship is one of most treasured emotions of human life. True friendship is rare.
Here are some of best friendship quotes said by famous personalities.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
- Fr. Jerome Cummings –

The greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends.
- Cindy Lew –

“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson -

Aldous Huxley, the prominent English writer has penned down several novels, short stories, poetry, travel journals, and also film scripts. He is also known for his quotations.
Here are some of his famous quotations.

Children are remarkable for their intelligence and ardor, for their curiosity, their intolerance of shams, the clarity and ruthlessness of their vision.
- Aldous Huxley –

Every man’s memory is his private literature.
- Aldous Huxley –

Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
- Aldous Huxley –

Aldous Huxley, the prominent English writer is famous for his wonderful quotes. Here are some of his funny and witty quotes.

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
- Aldous Huxley –

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will’s freedom after it.
- Aldous Huxley –

A fanatic is a man who consciously over compensates a secret doubt.
- Aldous Huxley –

Oscar Wilde’s quotes are always funny and insightful whether those are on marriage, women, or men. Here are some of my favorite Oscar Wilde’s funny quotes on men.

“A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.”
- Oscar Wilde -

“Men always want to be a woman’s first love - women like to be a man’s last romance.”
- Oscar Wilde -

“No man is rich enough to buy back his past.”
- Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde’s quotations are always funny whether those are on marriage, women, or men. Here are some of my favorite Oscar Wilde’s funny quotations on women.

“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”
- Oscar Wilde -

“No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.”
- Oscar Wilde –

“All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.”
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